Quotation
"All oppression creates a state of war." Simone de Beauvoir.
-No, it's Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, the father of anarchism. It's not Simone de Beauvoir, the feminist existentialist.
I bet you 50 bucks.
- I'll take that bet.
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What's thrush, Pop?
-Thrush ... is a small to medium-sized songbird.
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Yo-yos were once, um, outlawed in Damascus.
- Huh!
It was believed that they were causing a drought.
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Welcome back, boys! How did we enjoy our sabbatical?
-It was very pleasant, it was very relaxing.
--I masturbated a lot.
"Enforced sabbatical", I should have said.
--What's a "sabbatical"?
Okay. So Laurel and Hardy here, huh? Tweedledum and Tweedledee. Siegfried and Roy, Sacco and Vanzetti, Abelard and Hlose.
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-Rumours are the mothers of invention.
--No, necessity's the mother of invention.
-What are rumours, then?
--Rumours are...
Silencio! Assaulting a fellow officer, that's one thing. Bribery and corruption charges against you and that's it, that's goodnight, Irene.