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Yzma: "It is no concern of mine whether your family has...what was it again?"
Peasant: "Um, food?"
Yzma: "Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!"
Kronk: "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?"
Kuzco talking to Kronk: "Okay, I'll have the Spinach omlet with potatoes on the side. You got it?" Kronk: "Yep." Yzma walks in and Kuzco goes out. Kronk to Yzma: "Would you like cheese on those potatoes?" Yzma: "Thank you Kronk. Cheddar will be fine." Yzma walks out and Kuzco walks in. Kuzco:
"No cheese on those potatoes." Yzma comes in Kuzco walks out. Yzma: "No I want the cheese." Kuzco walks in and Yzma walks out: "Spuds yes, cheese no." Yzma walks in and Kuzco walks out: "Cheese in." Kuzco walks in and Yzma walks out: "Cheese me no likee." Yzma walks in and Kuzco walks out:"Cheese in!" Kronk: "Come on, make up your minds." Kuzco; OK, OK, on second thought..." Yzma and Kuzco in unisen: "Make my potatoes a salad."
Kronk to the cook: "Hey pal, what's your policy on making special orders?" Cook: "Alright buster, that's it! You want a special order? Than you make it!!! I quit! I try and I try but there's just no respect for creativity around here."
Yzma to the palace guards: "Get them!!!" Palace guard: "Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?" Yzma: "You're excused. Any one else?"
Pacha: Uh-oh! Kuzco: Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall. Pacha: Yep. Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: Most likely. Kuzco: Bring it on.
Yzma: *grunting and making "hit him on the head" motions with her broccoli*
Kronk: *confused* More.... broccoli? *remembers, jumps up* Oh! MY SPINACH PUFFS!!!!